Waiting for a Poop
You look so cute but thatís such a scam
Why you gotta do this at 4AM?
You just shat all over your new pajams
It looks like curry and candied yams and smells like Spam
Weíre waiting for a poop...
Youíre straining like youíre in yoga class
I canít rest til crap comes out your ass
if you sleep in shit youíll get diaper rash
Why canít you go outside like the neighborís cat and use the grass?
Youíve just sprinkled piss all over this place
You sprayed on your mouth and nose and face
Hurry up and shit cuz itís getting late
You better pay us back and reciprocate in our old age