I'm the guy that fucks your mom
not when you're here but when you're gone
when you're sittin in math class
she's showin off that piece of ass
when you were young
i know she changed you when you pooped
but you weren't the only one
she put them diapers on me too
yeah I'm the guy that fucks your mom
underneath her leopard thong
when you sleep away at Ralph's
i bend her over on the couch
Uncle Ron's the guy that fucks your aunt
i'd like to but i just can't
when your cousins spend the night
he likes to tie her up real tight
we drop you off before
your kickoff every saturday
but you're not the only who scores
at your soccer game
yeah I'm the guy that fucks your mom
man her little grip is strong
if i get her drunk enough
she starts to really like it rough