holy shit i'm a dad
a summer party back in '98
that college girl was looking AOK
i got this card last father's day
i guess i'll have to love him anyway
but it's ok i think i'll like it
holy shit i'm a dad
do i have to go to soccer games?
and sit through all those shitty school plays?
how'm I ever gonna get laid?
are single women on the PTA?
holy shit i'm a dad
can I support him on musician's pay?
maybe he'll support me one day
i'm gonna love him if he's straight or gay
i wouldn't have it any other way